Lady Gaga has a nice voice, but if you think she dresses nicely or is pretty in any way you need to check your vision.

guys: if you call your girlfriend wifey you deserve to be punched

girls: if you call you boyfriend hubby or daddy you deserved to be punched as well.

it’s cool and all that you smoked weed at your friends house and you got totally blasted and then you did some stupid shit, but if your story takes longer then ten minutes you need to be kicked in groin.  

if you are a white male and you call you friends “nigga” constantly you deserved to get slapped in the face. it’s fuckin annoying, so stop. 

just because you like pokemon and play the games does not mean you’re a nerd. nerds are people like steve urkle. so please shut up. 

if you use the terms “forever alone”, “come at me bro” or “trolololololol” still then you need to go look in the mirror and look at your choices in life. that shit isn’t cute, understand? 

gleeks, the ‘DTC’, supernatural fanatics and potterheads….I’m sorry, but you’re all annoying. it’s cool that you like it and all, but your obsession is unnatural and just fuckin creepy.

if you call yourself ‘emo’ or ‘scene’ you just need to drop dead 

saying “that’s gay” and “whatta faggot” isn’t the end of the world. you don’t have to write a fuckin paragraph on how it’s offensive to gays because honestly a lot of gays DON’T GIVE A FUCK. 

it’s really fuckin annoying when people correct another persons grammar. we get it. it’s YOU’RE NOT YOUR now find a more original response to answer your hate messages with.